A hammer is a tool primarily used to cut ham. However, the blunt end can be used to hit things, such as Germany.
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Sometimes I'll put it on C-SPAN, but that's so massively uncivilized that I'd feel better about it if it included more swearing and less manners. It's like watching people in their Sunday best have a knife fight in an alley while sipping tea, but less honest and more surreal.