How to make anything you do sound suspicious: be mostly specific. I.e. "Yes. I bought this with legal, tender, money that was acquired legally." "I met with a friend who is alive." "I went to the still standing, not burned home of my enemies."
To a god, a wall is but a line on the page. We are all naked, seen beyond seeing.
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I'm never going to unsee this so I might as well inflict it on as many other people as I can.