Some men cheat on their wives in their absense... I eat clams in a can.
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To have some fun with it, I'd probably then get one of those inflatable costumes and wear that on top. Immature, sure. But there's no way a T-Rex at the dinner table can be considered immodest.
They have HR, but who do you go to when it's the HR person that's sexually harassing you or berating you?