Madness string 98796

Random mermaid
I fed it a page of text, trying to confound it, but it found hidden faces in the words. Faces that strain against the page. I think I've found something I could fear for the rest of my life.

The party kicks off with brisket, potato salad, other barbecue stuff, and a keg of Natty Light. Some of my friends decided to commandeer my pool while others decided to do keg-stands with our crappy beer. We're all in our mid-30s to early 40's. We're adults, really. Maybe not.