It's a bit unfair that women get to smell like actual things, and we men are stuck smelling like abstract concepts.
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It's just good old fashioned passive aggression, my friend. It's usually used for evil, but in small doses in the right context it can be used for good. Think about when your mom says, 'it's ok, sweetie, you don't need to visit me on my birthday. I know you're busy.'