You're the Californian; doesn't everybody go to the beach?
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The discourse on Bigfoot forums is unbelievably polite. Replies to the thread 'how old is Bigfoot?' vary from 'as Bigfoot is a being of pure light and energy, it is impossible to know' and 'he is thirty five'.
When the world goes off sideways even a stable person will lose their balance.