Is Rock Sand actually a hivemind of spiders infesting a human shell?
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I've been in a similar situation a couple of times before, and I always make a point to apologize directly to the child for their parent's 'terrible behavior'. That usually gets the shitty parent really riled up, which is always good for a laugh.
How could I possibly commit blasphemy if the gods have given me this body?