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Random mermaid
I mean, usually the snakes and spiders aren't underfoot anyway? I mean I did step on a spider once, but that was in the shower, so I wouldn't have been wearing shoes anyway. Also it was just a huntsman.

Milk spoiled on the vine, corned beef grew fangs and attacked the local gentry, and a general feeling of unease spread over the whole of Greater Boston.