The x86 is a disgusting cesspool of computer design.
Madness string 96965
On a scale of napping in a comfy bed to tangoing with a bullet train, I'd rate it on the lower end, just below sampling XXX hot sauces when the hottest thing you usually taste is Sriracha, but just above sword fighting with scavenged bits of bamboo.
If you tell a kid long enough that they're not trustworthy, they will believe you eventually - and become what you taught them to be.