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Random mermaid
On a scale of napping in a comfy bed to tangoing with a bullet train, I'd rate it on the lower end, just below sampling XXX hot sauces when the hottest thing you usually taste is Sriracha, but just above sword fighting with scavenged bits of bamboo.

Why do men live in eternal combat? Even trees strangle other trees when they grow up. Would you ask them to strive for universal peace?