Wisdom was chasing them. Those folks simply were too fast.
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On a scale of napping in a comfy bed to tangoing with a bullet train, I'd rate it on the lower end, just below sampling XXX hot sauces when the hottest thing you usually taste is Sriracha, but just above sword fighting with scavenged bits of bamboo.
The Scientific Method: Get a bit drunk and then poke things until they do what you want them to.