You're a sucker if you're walking around China without TP on you anyway.
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The part that makes the noise is the ejaculation. As far as I know, it's supposed to sound like 'clink clink clink', but it sounds more like dumping coins into a bucket.
That would explain their inexplicable ruggedness and apparent contempt for modern convenience. You know, things like indoor plumbing.