When Mister Safety Catch is not on, Mister Crossbow is not Your Friend.
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What's sexier than a badly-soundproofed room in a cabin you're sharing with your entire extended family, complete with unreliable lock? The only people who enjoy cabin holiday sex are teens and grandparents.
You can't say it's private if a hobo can use it as a wigwam.