Madness string 96949

Random mermaid
There are an infinite number of fractions between 0 and 1. There are also an infinite number of fractions between 0 and 2, which is a greater infinity than the one between 0 and 1.

We are starting to come to desperation as I am too lazy to clean my house without the help of my god-forsaken Roomba. Eventually, I'll have to. But not before I become one with the couch, or the bed. Whichever one I choose not to get out of.