I was shocked that I was shocked because this is the least shocking outcome, right? We all knew this would happen, yet here I was, looking like someone had just peed in my Green Onion Chex cereal.
Some people will always need help. That doesn't mean they're not worth helping.
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She is so deeply delusional she would tunnel into the Earth's core just to avoid realising Dave is the human embodiment of a moldy single-ply toilet paper.