If it starts with 'hey y'all, watch this' it usually ends bad.
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A convincing Aussie accent is many things, but I don't know if I'd call it proper English. Depends on where you fall on the Yob - Wanker scale I suppose.
The whole culture is telling you to hurry, while the art tells you to take your time. Always listen to the art.