The only way one of my stories could ever end is with a beginning.
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I always assumed greyhounds were high-energy, until some friends of my husband's who live in a teeny tiny apartment adopted a former racing greyhound. That's when I learned that greyhounds are basically houseplants.
If you forge a sword, you're not a mall ninja. You might still be super weird. But you're not a mall ninja.