You never seen the film Birds? Chickens are worserer than that even. Think of rapacious pterodactyls, and that's chickens for you. Ever seen one sharpening a carving knife, whilst licking its lips and looking at you? That's chickens for you.
I don't own a penis but I'm pretty sure you don't need hands to do the helicopter.
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And you think that you do not wear your words?