You are the reason the saying 'ignorance is bliss' exists.
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He was wearing yesterday's clothes, and he wished he wasn't. His mother had always told him to wear clean underwear, in case he was hit by a car, and to brush his teeth, in case they needed to identify him by his dental records.
He was not going to be found wanting when duty called. He did not intend to be found at all.