Privacy is a modern invention. Towns used to be too small to keep any secrets.
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What always has four letters, sometimes has nine, and never has five? It's not a riddle. Just three facts that will confuse people.
Mad? Perhaps I am. But what is mad, really? Are you not mad? Are not we all? Answer this, then, my lad - who is the madder, the madman, or those who associate with him?