Madness string 95905

Random mermaid
I hereby declare 'Topcorn' to be a word. Topcorn. Noun. Describes the best and most flavorful popcorn on top of the bucket. Generally consumed at peak temperature and freshness. Objectively superior to that lukewarm salty styrofoam kibble at the bottom.

Yes, my daughter lives in a cave, and no, I'm not very happy about it.