Madness string 95905

Random mermaid
I hereby declare 'Topcorn' to be a word. Topcorn. Noun. Describes the best and most flavorful popcorn on top of the bucket. Generally consumed at peak temperature and freshness. Objectively superior to that lukewarm salty styrofoam kibble at the bottom.

I need Henry the Eighth to reside over my crotch like some messed up guardian who will behead or divorce all who dare try to pass him.