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Random mermaid
Dandelions. Some people say it tastes great. It's so bitter to me it's nauseating. When I take a bite, it just grows in my mouth and the sap turns soapy with a wrong condom taste. My mouth just puckered by the thought of it. Yuck.

What's a good name for a distant kingdom? What's a good name for the frontier lands that the distant kingdom technically owns, but has no actual ability to control? And what are some fun names for gods and what could their domains be? Because right now my document is called 'Steamboat Rotten's Wild River Ride'.