Free will doesn't exist. This man was molded without a spine.
Madness string 95367
Applebee's is the only place I've ever been to which has been aggressively mediocre. Usually mediocrity implies some degree of indifference; it's not the kind of adjective that can take an intensifier. But no. Applebee's is aggressively mediocre.
My great uncle had a stop sign installed in his honour. He had three crashes at the same intersection.