My hope is that people will follow my example and also become dogs.
Madness string 95367
Applebee's is the only place I've ever been to which has been aggressively mediocre. Usually mediocrity implies some degree of indifference; it's not the kind of adjective that can take an intensifier. But no. Applebee's is aggressively mediocre.
I am going to pretend I have class and for once in my life not reference a scientific paper about farting.