You're a sucker if you're walking around China without TP on you anyway.
Madness string 95055
It's a side effect of teaching. When you spend a large amount of time explaining things to people, especially the same thing over and over again, you eventually just try to find new ways to say it so you don't bore yourself to death.
You work in a type of business where the asses of animals will be subjects. You have an issue with the word ass. You are an asshole. Simple, really.