It occasionally goes insane and tries to take over the world, but you can shut it down by showing it a picture of a chicken.
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The grandest excitement you'll have all year is debating with bureaucrats to renew your I.D. and getting passive-aggressive comments from your neighbor about the placement of the communal ashtray. With humor even drier than the Brits, because German humor is no laughing matter.