Madness string 93747

Random mermaid
Woman in her fifties we barely knew. A neighbor who we would wave at when she walked her dog. She asked to use the bathroom, and we said sure. 45 minutes later she left hurriedly, and we had a bathtub iced with shaving foam.

It's hard to hate people who are a long way away. You forget how dreadful they are. But you see a neighbour's warts every day.