All hopes are wishes for something other than the current reality, after all, and anything that doesn't match reality is bound to create a distortion. So why is it surprising that these things always end in disaster?
The greatest mistake in life is to be continuously fearing that you will make one.
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Sadly, the missus has confirmed she does not have the picture of the legendary Rectal Colossus. Apologies.