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Random mermaid
Behold the true treasure, a perfectly cylindrical cob that has surely passed, not through a corn hole, nor a tube hole, but an interdimensional wormhole carrying a cryptic message from the future. Just look how round it is. Only future things are so round.

Some pine tree had my soul one night when I was drunk. So I chopped it down and dragged it through a field for two hours and got my soul back.