Madness string 92904

Random mermaid
He bankrupted a casino. A CASINO. THE BUSINESS MODEL IS, PEOPLE WALK IN AND GIVE YOU MONEY, AND YOU GIVE SOME OF IT BACK, OR NONE OF IT.

Anyway, let me be clear that, when this story is inevitably submitted as evidence at my sanity hearing, this was merely a very vivid and detailed, yet entirely hypothetical, contemplation on how many things in life are like pumpkins.