All trees are screaming. You just can't hear them.
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The Danish name for this is Priest Cock. A lot of our plants were named by just common peasant folk back in the olde days, so whatever they did not like was named after dogs, horses, priests and hags.
How do you get to the point in your life when the only people you haven't completely burned bridges with are crackheads?