All these technical wishes can be fixed if we just had strong AI.
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It is okay to have a comfort object. No matter how old you are it's okay to have a comfort object. Even if you're not mentally ill it's okay to have a comfort object. If you are a living breathing person it's okay to have a comfort object.
No, we're not going to rewrite the entire API in some other random framework just so you don't have to read documentation.