Madness string 9001

Random mermaid
I love being drunk enough that the cat jumping to a point that is literally directly next to my face doesn't phase me in the slightest.
C doesn't like you, but it is a libertarian programming language. If you want to check for something, you go right ahead, but if you didn't, well, it's not going to help you. If you'd wanted to check for that, you would have.