I can't disagree with you. Your dumb ideas tend to be amazingly fun.
Madness string 9001
I love being drunk enough that the cat jumping to a point that is literally directly next to my face doesn't phase me in the slightest.
"It is better and more satisfactory to acquit a thousand guilty persons than to put a single innocent one to death." Maimonides argued that executing a defendant on anything less than absolute certainty would lead to a slippery slope of decreasing burdens of proof.