We worship the great Sea Cucumber, who expunged the world from his rectum.
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I don't give a fuck what you do if you do your job correctly. You could come in late, leave early, drink bottomless mint julips in the break room, and drop acid, for all I care. But do your job correctly.
I'm pretty sure your headphones aren't giving off enough radiation for that to be why your cat woke up.