Ah, planetar, it is not a place at all. It is a noplace, a nonplace, an unplace, a place between places, a space between spaces, an intraverse where you alone have found me. Do you like it? Stay with me here.
Madness string 87252
Our caselaw recognizes two different interpretive tools concerning absurdity. The first, the absurd consequences canon, merely resolves an ambiguity by choosing the reading that avoids absurd results. The second, the absurdity doctrine, reforms unambiguous statutory language where the language would lead to an absurd result.