Madness string 86692

Random mermaid
The question isn't, 'Who is the asshole, me or my girlfriend?' But 'Who is the asshole, me or my cat?'

My flatmate has been trying really hard to buy a mango but he doesn't know what a mango actually looks like. The other day he accidentally bought a papaya instead and this morning he said 'I bought a mango, I think I got it right this time' and showed me a pack of persimmons.