Would you like... ssssssoap? Would you like to rub... soffffft, whiiiiite bubbles all over your body? Would you like to be ssssubssssumed in cleansing FOAM? PURGED of the many, tiny, tiny IMPURITIES RIDDLING YOUR FLESH THIS VERY INSTANT?!
Then you die. Always, you die. And there's not one... fucking... thing... anyone can do for you.