Bad code is truly like cancer. People start building on it and irresponsibly adding it as a dependency, and eventually, removing it is like chopping off an enormous tumor. It's an operation so severe that a lot of companies won't live through it.
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Some event planner deliberately staffed this thing with people whose only job is to walk around with free food and I'll be damned if I'm not going to play my part.