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Madness string 84170
Oh, the new plane has mechanical issues. Where 'mechanical issues' apparently means 'they spilled jet fuel right on the tarmac next to it' (judging by the fuel truck, puddle on the ground, fire truck, and two police vans next to it).
When all you have is a hammer, everything is a nail. When all you have is a welder, everything is whatever the fuck you want it to be.