Life is hard. Sometimes, life is also spiders. Just sacks of them.
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We must understand them, because they come from a war-torn country, and they are not mentally healthy, so just leave them be.
In my experience one- to two-year-olds consistently enjoy nothing more than launching themselves backwards and arching their entire body so they're impossible to keep hold of. Bonus points if they kick out really hard when they're doing so or manage to headbutt you on the chin.