A life, fully lived, is going to show on the feet as well as the hoary face. That's h-o-a-r-y. I would never make a moral judgement on an opossum. And neither should you!
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So, even if God did wear pants - and He could if He wanted to - they would be too glorious for us to perceive. The bottom line is there is no Biblical evidence that He did.