If you arrange five traffic cones in a pentagram it summons VLC Media Player.
Madness string 82687
I don't know if this makes it better or worse but it seems like everyone and their mother is trying to start an AI cult in their company and it's entirely possible that they'll all fail to grow because everyone's already part of a 10-person cult.
Your average old farmer here tends to wake up and start slamming whiskey, smoking cigarettes, and going to work on the land.