Nobody's perfect, but do your shit in private. This is a place of business.
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Yes, this is common sense, but common sense is not as common as it is touted to be. (As we all know, or do we?)
I used to work at a Sam's Club and you could always tell the first timers. They'd be standing out front with a dazed look on their face with a year's supply of toothbrushes and a vat of mayo in their cart.