Madness string 82368

Random mermaid
Yes, this is common sense, but common sense is not as common as it is touted to be. (As we all know, or do we?)

I used to work at a Sam's Club and you could always tell the first timers. They'd be standing out front with a dazed look on their face with a year's supply of toothbrushes and a vat of mayo in their cart.