Our caching support makes less and less sense the more I dig into it.
Madness string 82176
When I was little and I went to church people would talk about 'fearing god'. They would use 'fear' to describe like a way of respecting him while understanding his power and I never knew what that meant until I met a fucking horse.
The trick is not to come up with something that works well now; the trick is to come up with something that would be running six years from now given zero attention or support.