Depression is like trying to peel a potato with another potato. It's not fun, it doesn't work, and you just want to cry. And then people are like, why don't you use a peeler?! And they hand you another fucking potato.
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I've seen a lot of purple gallinules in the wild, but never looked closely at their feet. After reading your comment, I have now looked closely, and regret it deeply.