It's a shitty deal, but you got it. Can you handle it?
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They literally design all the windows UI in powerpoint. They gave us powerpoint slides and were like, "make this." That's why it's flat. It's powerpoint.
It is, but when you think of it, most people who ever lived left no records of themselves. It's more usual to just fade out of existence as people forget you.