If I buy a phone, I'll do whatever the fuck I want with it - even if it means hammering a nail through it and hanging it above my fireplace.
Madness string 8121
Spiders reproduce sexually, however the male's sperm is not inserted into the female's body from within the male's genitals. ... Female spiders are able to store sperm from different males inside their bodies and can choose which male gets to fertilize her eggs.