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Random mermaid
Only severely distressed animals, like severely distressed people, will relieve their distress pharmacologically if they can.

Of course, if you haven't read enough speculative fiction to think like that, you won't come up with this. So the lesson is clear: reading is a lifesaving tool. Read more, and come up with strange and unusual ways of thinking, and that curse can become a game.