How come it's cool for snakes to spit venom and unhinge their jaw to swallow people whole, but when I do it, I'm the 'antichrist' and I need an 'exorcism'?
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that IS Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimsdale Dimmadome.
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Keep as much client-side, and as much server-side, as you can.