I did ask for help, but he didn't give me any. I mean, he tried, but I discarded all his suggestions.
Madness string 7563
I'm not in contact with most of my family anymore, but the family motto of 'woodchipper, backhoe, and ten acres of swampland' lives strong in my heart. If I get a stalker, I'm inviting them down to mawmaw and pawpaw's, and we're dealing with this proper.