Madness string 6705

Random mermaid
A proper stalactite grows downward, but these younger stalactites are rebellious and have little respect for tradition. We've caught them growing sideways, diagonally, I saw one just yesterday that grew down at first but then went straight back up again into the rock ceiling.

Spuds. He's human like us. He sweats, he bleeds, he eats spuds too.