Madness string 6705

Random mermaid
A proper stalactite grows downward, but these younger stalactites are rebellious and have little respect for tradition. We've caught them growing sideways, diagonally, I saw one just yesterday that grew down at first but then went straight back up again into the rock ceiling.

I know modern medicine is great and all but god damn... maybe we've gone too far if we are stapling testicles.