I knew a man once who said there are 291 ways to kill a man. I could come up with more if I hadn't wasted the one on the man.
Madness string 67
Eh, you're probably actually the figment of someone else's dream. When they wake up, you'll just go poof. If you now feel existential dread, congratulations! You're probably awake. (But you could still be the dream of a dread god.)