He did it because he hates trees. He hates just seeing them.
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They don't understand it. By the Arthur C. Clarke rule, it's equivalent to magic. When you challenge the powerful, you are guilty purely because you did something the average unsophisticated user isn't capable of.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it.